JOKES

here are some pretty funny jokes. what is in the great wall of china the Chinese didn't put there? cracks! why did the sword swallower eat pins and needles?he was on a diet! a alien went to earth on vacation. he went to a store and saw a commercial that went something like this: forks and knives forks and knives get a discount on silverware! he also saw a commercial that was one of those air freshener commercials that said plug it in plug it in. the cops saw him braking the law and said that he had to go to get his brain taken out. his reply was this: forks and knives forks and knives. they decided to do that but they couldn't find what they needed. they said they were going to put him in the electric chair. he said plug it in plug it in. they tied him up but they couldn't find the cord.he escaped with the knives and cord to upgrade his spaceship. he went back to his planet and told his friends about it. they wanted his upgrades so they went and did the same thing. pretty soon earth was filled with aliens braking the laws and new spaceship upgrades. that is how the flying saucer was invented.