JOKES

here are some pretty funny jokes. what is in the great wall of china the Chinese didn't put there? cracks! why did the sword swallower eat pins and needles?he was on a diet! a alien went to earth on vacation. he went to a store and saw a commercial that went something like this: forks and knives forks and knives get a discount on silverware! he also saw a commercial that was one of those air freshener commercials that said plug it in plug it in. the cops saw him braking the law and said that he had to go to get his brain taken out. his reply was this: forks and knives forks and knives. they decided to do that but they couldn't find what they needed. they said they were going to put him in the electric chair. he said plug it in plug it in. they tied him up but they couldn't find the cord.he escaped with the knives and cord to upgrade his spaceship. he went back to his planet and told his friends about it. they wanted his upgrades so they went and did the same thing. pretty soon earth was filled with aliens braking the laws and new spaceship upgrades. that is how the flying saucer was invented.

more art gallery part 2

art gallery part 2

HUGE wave by ally

Poems

well i am going to try to make poems, and i may not be that good at it so don't laugh.(p.s. they may not rhyme)
sun, sky, wind, water,
flowers blooming near the pond,
drifting to and fro,
waiting for nature to welcome
them their way home,
sun, sky, wind, water,

o.k. that was the only thing i could come up with.

art gallery part 1

I like art so i will share some images
because i feel like making an art gallery.
these may not all be art necessarily, but who says that art
is always colors making up a picture?


All the Colors of the Rainbow by Ally

ugh!

hey, do you want to know about something cool in a gross and extremely freaky way? My mom stepped on a most likely pygmy rattle snake.(left) And luckily it was its head she stepped on not its tail or else it would have bitten her. In which case my brother and I would have to rush her to medical help and we were a ways off of the main trail. Gladly this thing couldn't have killed her but she would be very very weak and knocked out.(Not literally though) Creepy just thinking of this thing bittin' his little jaws on your bare leg!

well i like to collect rocks for some strange reason that not even I know.
I guess they just look cool or something.ooh and I know for a fact that they each have at least a drop of water in them. so yeah i guess thats all i wanted to say on a very boring subject.Rocks.

now aint that just pertty?

Now ain't that just so pertty? I mean look at that. Its like god peeking out his little window from heaven. Just checking on us to make sure were all OK.I mean look at it. Look at the goldness and stuff.And i bet that its just a hint of heaven itself.wouldnt you say so? I like stuff like that.don't you?

so yeah i just thought I'd share that with you just because.

playlist

sometime in my blogging business I'm going to post a play list, and and that's a thingy that you can put music on. I'm gonna put that on my blog so you can listen to my music!!!!!

beginning

well I'm sick and that means i have to stay home from all activities of the day.I'm also very new to blogging, so I'm just gonna type what i feel.um i like puppies and chocolate ( right now I'm typing about me not my feelings) and animals and i don't like bieng sick and i like flowers (since i am one in Gods eyes) and i like pasta and i really like music and art, and i love to read plus I'm fast at reading too.