I Knew a Guy Who Stuck His Finger In His Eye

I Knew A Guy

I knew a guy
who knew a guy
who stuck his finger
in his eye.
Oh me, oh my!
That silly guy!
He stuck his finger
in his eye!
I asked him, "Why,
oh tell me why
you stuck your finger
in your eye."
But all that guy
would do was cry
and cry and cry
and cry and cry.

So stick your finger
in a pie
or in the sky
or on your tie
or in a toasted
ham on rye
or on a purple
butterfly,
but don't be like
that silly guy
who stuck his finger
in his eye
or you will cry
and cry and cry
and then you might
fall down and die.
Goodbye.

--Kenn Nesbitt

Hee Hee

JOKES

here are some pretty funny jokes. what is in the great wall of china the Chinese didn't put there? cracks! why did the sword swallower eat pins and needles?he was on a diet! a alien went to earth on vacation. he went to a store and saw a commercial that went something like this: forks and knives forks and knives get a discount on silverware! he also saw a commercial that was one of those air freshener commercials that said plug it in plug it in. the cops saw him braking the law and said that he had to go to get his brain taken out. his reply was this: forks and knives forks and knives. they decided to do that but they couldn't find what they needed. they said they were going to put him in the electric chair. he said plug it in plug it in. they tied him up but they couldn't find the cord.he escaped with the knives and cord to upgrade his spaceship. he went back to his planet and told his friends about it. they wanted his upgrades so they went and did the same thing. pretty soon earth was filled with aliens braking the laws and new spaceship upgrades. that is how the flying saucer was invented.

more art gallery part 2

art gallery part 2

HUGE wave by ally

Poems

well i am going to try to make poems, and i may not be that good at it so don't laugh.(p.s. they may not rhyme)
sun, sky, wind, water,
flowers blooming near the pond,
drifting to and fro,
waiting for nature to welcome
them their way home,
sun, sky, wind, water,

o.k. that was the only thing i could come up with.

art gallery part 1

I like art so i will share some images
because i feel like making an art gallery.
these may not all be art necessarily, but who says that art
is always colors making up a picture?


All the Colors of the Rainbow by Ally

ugh!

hey, do you want to know about something cool in a gross and extremely freaky way? My mom stepped on a most likely pygmy rattle snake.(left) And luckily it was its head she stepped on not its tail or else it would have bitten her. In which case my brother and I would have to rush her to medical help and we were a ways off of the main trail. Gladly this thing couldn't have killed her but she would be very very weak and knocked out.(Not literally though) Creepy just thinking of this thing bittin' his little jaws on your bare leg!